You know what’s scary? Forgetting the awesome people you meet! Also, killers in the shower and monsters under the bed. And, being eaten by a giant space bug. Or, finding out that Satan has fathered your baby. Or, a shark that is genetically engineered to be smart enough to find you and eat you. Or backpacking in Eastern Europe. Or, cavediving (okay that never really sounds safe). Or, being a hotel caretaker in Colorado. Or, shining a flashlight on your face while wearing a woolen cap. Or, babysitting. Or, answering the phone.

I know, this list has now creeped us out, too. So please, enjoy your candy corn and mini-chocolate bars and be assured that it’s totally safe to go back in the water. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SKY?!?

Boo.